It's good to be Tony. Just yesterday I was out with Ingrid to the art supply store and on the way back, we passed a table where this fine bitch was giving out free food! It was love at first sight for her, Tony has that effect on the ladies, you know, and I got my fill of free treats! Here I am sitting, they seem to really like when I do that.
The after I got the treat, I gave her a kiss (with tongue!) as a thank you.
Not bad, huh? Like I sez, it's good to be Tony.